was at the "Bug Doctor" for the 500 Millionth time but I was driving Mom's LTD. At the time we thought that car was fancy pants. Anyway I just remember being in Mom's car the first day that I started as a tour guide at the Lost Sea.
That's what it was called then " The World's Largest Underground Lake - The Lost Sea" I think we were told when I was conducting tours that some cave in Australia had the new title of the worlds largest underground lake.
Either way to me, I thought I was in the Entertainment business and I was on the world's largest stage. Well that "Fame" wore off soon when I had to start hoofin' people in and outta that cave. My fat but was tired. I was a little hefty guy with a ton of wild and crazy hair.
I made some great friends that summer and met a ton of people. I said" Welcome to the Lost Sea, this is …